Out of the mouth of Boo

So I was picking up Brody from school today when his teacher stopped me and said "oh, I have the funniest story to tell you!"

"oh great" I thought, what now?

It seems that Boo had a classroom helper today and being the expert conversationalist that he is began asking lots of questions like "are you married?", "do you have kids?" "boys or girls?" (they both happened to be boys)


Seems harmless enough at this point doesn't it?

His next question was "Do you still have all of your girl parts? Because if you do you could have another baby and this time it could be a girl. My mom doesn't have her girl parts anymore so she cant have any more babies!"

Insert very red Mommy face at this moment.......

His teacher found it hysterical. Assured me that the classroom helper found it very funny too. I on the other hand felt a horrid flush in my cheeks and in my mind kept thinking (as I was nervously laughing) TMI BRODY! TMI BRODY!

So there. The entire classroom, and no doubt everyone else these two wonderful woman speak to today (and possible for years because you know how the "kid" stories get passed around) know that I no longer have all my baby making female anatomy.

I distinctly remember wanting my child to talk.........
Children are born to keep us humble.