"Knock Knock" "Whoes There" A plastic Cup

If you are contemplating your first year of T-ball next season and you have a boy, let me fill you in on a really important piece of information. Buy the child the required "CUP" well before your first scheduled practice. I had no idea that boys would find this little plastic apparatus quite as amazing as they seem too. Did you know that you can play "knock, knock" jokes on it? Do you have any idea just how funny it can be? Do you have any idea, as a parent, how embarrassing it is to have your child on the pitchers mound "knocking" on his cup to kill the time? I keep thinking, "Yes T, It is still there! PLEASE STOP!" It's a little league requirement this year that you cant attend practice or games with out one (which is a great idea) so out we went and bought two. When we got home I mentioned that they should try them on so that they new if they fit and "how" to put them on. T says, yelling to Boo from the living room to the bedroom "Come on Bro, we have to try on our plastic weenie protectors." GOOD GRIEF! WHY did I want boy's? I guess it's my turn to be embarrassed.