I dearly wish that I had a picture to post with this little tidbit but I was in crisis prevention at the moment and did not think of it. Too bad though, because it would have been a good one. A Kodak moment for sure.
I got a call from the school this afternoon in regards to my eldest son. It seems that he was building sand castles at recess near a mud puddle. You can see were this is going can't you? Someone was chasing someone who was chasing someone else and Boo moved out of the way (backwards) tripped and fell (and apparently rolled) through the mud puddle. The giggling secretary on the phone informed me that although they had spare clothes at school for emergencies, this was beyond the basic emergency.
He had mud filled ears, mud spike hair, mud covered clothes, mud slathered glasses, mud filled pockets, and last but not least (which the secretary found very funny) mud encrusted and completely filled tennis shoes. My son looked as if he had been dipped in a muddy fondue pot.
A vision of Boo rolling in successive turns like a hot dog in a convenience store glass oven ran through my head, he assures me that he did no such thing. So I went and got a sheet (to spare my car the catastrophe) and left to picked him up.
I might have been a little more stern with him but when I walked into the office both secretaries laughed and pointed to the seats behind me. I turned... I couldn't help it, I laughed too. I just about lost it when he jumped up and mud pooffed out from him in a big cloud, all I could think of was Pig Pen from Peanuts. Let them laugh I thought (in a very exasperated moment) they have to clean up all the chunks of mud dropping off of him with every step. Off we headed to the car leaving a trail behind us...
Ok, he gets a "get out of jail free" card..... He was so pathetic looking that I had to take pity on him. To top it all off, he had a substitute today. The laughing gals behind the desk were all to happy to share Boo's thoughts on the matter with me. At the end of recess, when the substitute asked Boo what they should do about the situation, he sighed and said "I think we better let my mom deal with it."
Oh the joys of Motherhood....